Amati

Haha, jag tror inte jag har varit så kulig idag. Tröttheten slog nämligen till idag.. Först simmade vi, och blev klara i förväg så det blev bubbelpool halva tiden. (love). Efter skolan gick jag och sökte jobb i hela Farsta centrum. Det var faktiskt ganska många som sa att jag skulle lämna in ett CV så hör de av sig. Hoppas hoppas..

Saknar min Amanda jättemycket, bajs henne som är i Falun den här veckan. Hon är lixom, vad ska man säga... en drog typ. Jag blir galen om jag inte får det. Så Amanda.. ta dej.

Hihi, gick med i en sjukt kul grupp på fb nyss. "293 things to do in class when you are bored". Några sjuuukt roliga exempel!! (speciellt nu när jag är så övertrött och skrattar åt allt) :

• When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
• If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
• If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
• Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
• Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door. (HAHAHAHA)
• Meow and bark occasionally.
• Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
• Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That’s mine ’
• Switch seats in a clandestine manner every time the professor turns to face the blackboard. Count how many times you can do this without getting caught.
• Stare at someone until they turn around. Then keep staring and give them a maniacal smile. Be sure your eyes are open real wide to enhance the effect.
• Pretend you’re a tree.
• Roast marshmellows.
• Take apart your desk.
• Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediatly go back to doing your work.
• Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay and see how many people say ho
• See how many tiny paper balls you can set on the person in front of you without them knowing it. Tie someones shoe’s together and kick them.
• Insist that your e mail address is: [email protected]
• Dont use any punctuation
• Hold open automatic doors for people. (inte för att det har med skolan att göra men ändå)
• End all sentences with .com
• Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, Can you spell that?
• Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
• Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You’re mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can’t because you’re scouting the room for "assassins."
• organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
• call everyone bob

Hahaha, snällasnälla S1A, gör detta. <3